What Are YOU Doing For The Oscars?

This here is an email sent by my friend Brendan. I also like to refer to him as my “favorite morning cup of coffee.” If you read the email, you will understand why. To be honest, most emails sent between my friends kind of look like this. Yet, since the Oscars are this coming Sunday, I thought why not post this one!? It’s funny and perfect. JUST LIKE BRENDAN!